I may get some slack for writing this but I'm laying it on thick and I'm being honest. This little munchkin of ours is growing up in leaps and bounds insert small cry here and heart pang. Every day I wish and yearn for those days when he was a wee baby insert that feeling of wanting to have a second child for a mere nanosecond. Every day when he learns a new word and when he gives me one of his hearty laughs, my heart lights up insert huge grin because this mamma is feeling proud. Now over to the dark side - The tantrums we are all frustrated , the screaming sometimes I think he's fake whining , the flailing arms been smacked in the face many times , the wildly kicking legs I'm surprised I haven't broken a nose , the biting oh yes he bites and he thinks it's funny , the scratching have you tried clipping an active toddler's nails lately? As for the seasoned parents out there who may be reading this, stop laughing and nodding your head and saying I told you so - It's not helping.
A is for Asshole - Is Assholishness a Behavior or a Character Trait? Showing of 2
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A is for Asshole: The Grownups ABCs of Conflict Resolution
All cards in the deck minus jokers are dealt out clockwise, one at a time, starting with the Asshole loser of the last game. The object of the game is to get rid of all your cards before anyone else, the first one to do so is President. The last person to do so is labeled the Asshole. The order of cards from lowest to highest is 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, K, A, with 2 and 3 being special cards.
Are You A Certified Asshole? You were a nice person until you started working with the current bunch of creeps. You see your co-workers as competitors.